…Are these?…
???
I’ll tell you what they are.
CROTCHLESS PANTIES.
That’s what they are. Or what I like to call, “I am worn by whores” Panties.Are there really women out there that have so much sex, they feel the need to rid themselves of the act of taking their pants off?
I can just imagine customer feedback for this:
“I used to have so much trouble taking off my pants before intercourse it used to drive me crazy! That was before I bought the ‘Panties-for-whores-lingerie’. Now, I all do is get a guy back to my apartment, and before you know it, we’re going at it like rabbits. God forbid we take 5 seconds to get undressed. I’m gagging for it so much, I really can’t afford any time delay”
Carla – ISleepWithEveryManIMeet - Richardson.
Really girls? Really? Has it come to this? Please tell me it hasn’t. Restore my faith in the female gender and tell me no one buy’s these knickers.
Boys are easy, we all know that. It’s nothing to be proud of. But girls, you’re special. Keeping your legs shut is WHAT YOU DO. And honestly, most of you do it so well. I’m proud I really am.
It’s unfortunate, but you (girls) can’t be trusted. We (Superior men) gave you the right to wear decent clothing, and you throw it back in our faces, and leave the house dressed disgustingly:
It is because of this, I hereby denounce your right to wear whatever the hell you want in public. From now on, if you're outside, all I expect to see of you is this:
It's for your own good ladies...
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funny blog. oh, and i WOULD post a picture, except i'm too computer illiterate to figure it out. sorry!
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