Racism. Homophobia. And a lot more

I’m not racist. And neither am I homophobic. In fact I’m not against nor do I hold prejudice to any group of people. I am Prickist. That is, I am against Pricks. I’m against all types of Pricks. It doesn’t matter about your race or sexual preference. It doesn’t matter about your intelligence or your income. And it doesn’t matter whether you’re male of female. It matters about how much of a prick you are. I’m now at the stage where I don’t see groups anymore. You could be a Billionaire black woman or a poor white boy; to me you’re just a prick, or a non-prick. Unfortunately, throughout my day, and most likely your day too, you come across pricks. If the majority of pricks are green people, then I’m obviously going to hate green people. That applies to every group of people. What I hate most are people who feel they are ‘picked on’ because of their appearance, or something similar. There are of course exceptions, where people in certain positions (such as police men) abuse their power and stereotype groups of people. This is very rare, but obviously unfortunate none-the-less. In the main, people sometimes HAVE to be prejudice. If I were to convert to Islam, or maybe I wouldn’t even need to with a name like mine, but whatever the setting, if I were to walk through an airport and get stopped and checked, I wouldn’t even mind. Moreover, I would welcome it. You’re doing your job, and attempting to keep the people safe. Plus, I have nothing to fear. I’m not going to blow up anything, so I am safe. If you’re a black kid with a hood up walking around in a gang, why are you p*ssed when you get stopped and checked. It wouldn’t happen if so many crimes weren’t committed by black youths in gangs. Oooh is that last sentence racist? I’m gonna stop here. Before I say something wrong.

In conclusion: Be like me. Against Pricks. Together we can rid the world of them.