I know looks shouldn't matter. I know on a programme about business acumen, it all boils down to ability to lead, and generally be a good apprentice. But I can't help but see the difference between the quality of females in the American Apprentice compared to the UK one.
Take a look at Summer:
Pretty girl isn't she? Very attractive. That's a random female contestant on the American Apprentice. Unfortunately she has been fired :(
Lets pit Summer against a female contestant from the UK Apprentice. Hmmm...Decisions decisions...Lets go with Ruth:
*Sigh*. Meet Ruth. Ruth Ruth Ruth...
Here's hoping you know your stuff Ruth.
US:1 UK:0
Next up we have the wonderful Michelle, from the UK-Apprentice:
Is it just me, or is Michelle cute? I think she's cute.
I pit Michelle, (who's a very good contender...) against Allie:
Allie is cute. Very cute. Plus she's still in, and I do like a winner. However, I'm gonna call this one a tie.
US:2 UK:1
Next up batting for the US we have Andrea:
She's not cute. She's...pretty. She's got a look in her eyes... I like her. Lets look at the competition.
Here we have Nargis:
Oh wow. I'm giving this one to the Americans. I'm sure your a nice person Nargis...
US:3 UK:1
Representing for the US, we have Theresa:
Theresa has that cute appeal. But she's not drop-dead gorgeous. However, with the quality of competition, Theresa could have a moustache and STILL beat some of these English chicks. But before I get ahead of myself, lets look at her opponent. And her name is Alexa:
Are you serious? This is the best you can come up with? I'm sorry Alexa. I'm just sorry...
I should give the US an extra 5 points for this round ¬_¬, but I'm a nice guy, I'll play by the rules.
US:4 UK:-7
What do you mean I can't go into minus figures?? I can do whatever the hell I want.
Next up for the US is Roxanne:
Wow. She is sexy. Look at them eyes. Wow... I'm gonna go out on a limb, and give her the point already. But lets check out the British chick anyway...
This British chick goes by the name of Jo. I tried to find a girl who wasn't white to compare with sexy Roxanne over there, but I only have three white women left. Not that it makes a difference...
REALLY ENGLAND? THIS IS WHAT YOU OFFER ME?
Damn.
US:5 UK:-14
Yeah I halved the British points.
CAN YOU BLAME ME?
Next up for the US is Tammy:
Tammy is 33. And buff. Buff buff buff.
For the UK, we have Sharon:
ARE YOU SH*TTING ME? DID YOU NOT JUST SEE TAMMY? AND YOU GIVE ME THIS?!
US:5 UK:1
I never gave the UK back their scores I just went back to what it was, before I started punishing the UK for the sh*t they was delivering. And believe me, it was shit.
We're down to our last 2 girls now. First i'll show you the UK competition. She goes by the name of Karen:
Karen's not terrible looking. Maybe she has a chance..
I give you...Charmaine:
Charmaine is so fucking buff I want to set my eyelids alight. My goodness.
In conclusion, America is clearly better than England.
And I am a shallow, fickle, immature prick.
But you knew that already.
Didn't you.
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