Possibly one of the most ridiculous things I have ever heard
You know when you’re hanging around with nitwits, and they keep making shit comments about things, like they know stuff. And you wana say something, but you bite your tongue because explaining it to the guy would be as easy as training a monkey to play Poker. I’m going to assume you know what I’m talking about…
We’ll, I’ve decided to create a section here where I’ll write out what needs to be said to this person. If you know any of these people, print out my answers and proceed to deliver them some knowledge, K.Man style. So here’s edition 1…
If I don’t wear a seatbelt, why should I get fined? It’s my life.
I’m gonna start off my reply to this with, “You stupid Fuckface”. So here goes:
Lets assume your driving along, back from seeing your stupid ass girlfriend. On the way home, you’re checking out some dude on the pavement (because secretly you’re gay, and like a little man-love now and again. I make no judgments…) And because of this, you happen to crash, and fly through your windscreen. I’m guessing your saying “It’s my life AND my windscreen”. To that I would say “Shut the fuck up douche bag, I’m speaking”.
Sure, it’s YOUR life, and it’s YOUR windscreen. So far I have no problem. But lets progress…So you fly through the windscreen, and onto the pavement. Good. Serves your dumb ass right, for not being safety conscious. But still, I have no problem.
However, as soon as the ambulance arrives to scoop up your decapitated ass off the road, drive you into the hospital, and use up valuable man-hours trying to piece you back together, all at the expense of the tax payer, I HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM.
The fine is a deterrent, you dipshit. If you don’t wana get fined, put your seatbelt on. The NHS is a stretched service as it is. The last thing we need to be doing is encouraging unnecessary casualties. So take your vitamins. Say your prayers. And for the love of god, put on your seatbelts.
How was that for you? It was almost orgasmic for me.
The.K.Man. Delivering knowledge to the masses in such style, it should be illegal.
2 comments:
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