Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Weird Phobias

During my research on phobias, I came across some very interesting ones. Here goes…

Allodoxaphobia - Fear of opinions. You fear…someone’s opinions?…you’re crazy. How ‘bout that for an opinion

Amathophobia - Fear of dust. Dust is pretty scary…

Anablephobia - Fear of looking up. Serious?…Don’t look up then innit.

Anthropophobia - Fear of people or society. I fear people AND society! No sarcastic comment for this one

Anuptaphobia - Fear of staying single. That’s not a fear. That’s just normal…right?…

Apeirophobia - Fear of infinity. An infinite amount of monkeys would type the entire works of Shakespeare. Chew on that one

Arachibutyrophobia - Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth. That is pretty scary now that I think of it….oh wait. No it isn’t

Arsonphobia - Fear of fire. FEAR OF FIRE?? That’s not a fear. That’s common sense

Bacillophobia - Fear of microbes/Bacteriophobia - Fear of bacteria. They both get a bad rep. Just get to know them

Cacophobia - Fear of ugliness. Oh boy…

Coulrophobia - Fear of clowns. That’s not a phobia. Clowns are evil things. If you see a clown, kill it. I’m sure it has just left many children in tears with its evil-balloon-shaping self

Dementophobia - Fear of insanity. If you have that phobia, you are insane.

Didaskaleinophobia - Fear of going to school. I swear to you I used to have this…

Dikephobia - Fear of justice. Yeah. Let all the criminals roam the streets. That’s what we need to do

Domatophobia - Fear of houses or being in a house. Shouldn’t that be Homophobia? *Chuckles* Nothing? Gees. Tough crowd

Euphobia - Fear of hearing good news. Fear of GOOD NEWS? Wow…

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of long words. That’s gotta be fake. LOOK HOW LONG IT IS

Iophobia - Fear of poison. Again. Unless you like to eat poison, that’s definitely a good thing to be wary of…

Koniophobia - Fear of dust. I swear we already did this one…

Metrophobia - Fear or hatred of poetry. *Raises hand*

Parthenophobia - Fear of virgins. How the hell do you establish that. Quiz every person you meet …

Guy: You know, I think I like you

Woman: Really…you know I’m a virgin?

Guy: F*ck this

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