Today,

As I walked around West end, I saw Chantelle, of Celebrity big brother fame. I got all excited “OMG its Chantelle!” Then I came to my senses. Who the hell is Chantelle? Nobody, that’s who she is. Couple months ago I woulda’ walked past her and said “F*ck me that white chicks wearing a lot of make-up” and nothing else. And sh*t boy, she was wearing a LOT of make-up. I saw the layers of make-up about 5 minutes before I saw the rest of the body. But anywhoo, I was man enough to know that she is nothing special. It’s a shame so many other people are too fickle to realise this. But not everyone can be as cool as me. Its just life.